The TFP Story So Far
Who Is The Football Punned It?
Well... I am. ​
My expertise I hear you ask... pfft... where do I start.​ I can make a pun about anything in 0.24 seconds and my football knowledge is so impressive it's also kind of depressing.
I have no life outside of football and dad jokes, and I'm here to give you spades of both. Be ready to win every pub discussion on football ever by parroting my wise words.
What Do We Do?
We deliver world-class analysis on the beautiful game, covering domestic and international football, league and cup competitions.
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Each week, you’ll get insightful, stat-driven opinion pieces, including weekend previews and post-match reviews revealing what we learned.
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This community is for sharper fans who crave deeper insights: from passing networks to pressing patterns, we unpack the numbers that matter.
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But we aren’t robots. Football is also about beauty, stories, and moments. Too many fans think quoting numbers alone makes them experts. We believe football is a beautiful game, and great analysis should add texture to that beauty — not strip it away.
Why TFP Is Different
We're not here to be journalist robots scared to offend, scared to make bold claims and scared to say it how it is. You can get that anywhere.
